In which the boys are jaded from fame 60 seconds after their first live performance.
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After seeing his dad like this, Stan calls in to question the methods of AA, “Alcoholism is not a disease. Cancer is a disease.”
I still use the phrase, “I have no idea what’s goin on right now” to make fun of someone that is too wasted. Then someone else will usually chime in with.. Now I remember, that’s the melody to ‘Funkytown’.
Also the ‘you’re a towel’ joke comes back in ‘A Million Little Fibers’ in even more glorious fashion.
Everytown needs a Coon, Cartman the evil sadistic kid always gets his way. Gotta love the costume and the matching tricycle, Swweeeeet.
On top of being a South Park nerd, I’m also a Vegas hound. More accurately, I’m a sports betting hound. From parlays to fantasy leagues to player pools, I’m in.
So, when I first saw the episode “You’re Getting Old,” I thought, the series could be on the way out. I wanted to bet my brother on whether it or not it would end…but then I went overboard and wanted to include how we thought it would end in. So, I decided to come up with the odds for the rest of the season to the best of my South Park knowledge. I have no insider information.
This is set up assuming this will be the last season (not that I’m saying it will be, but if they sign up for 2 more years, the odds on these would change, obviously).
So…here it is….
3-to-1: Terrance and Philip will make an appearance.
4-to-1: Stan’s parents get back together.
8-to-1: Randy becomes an alcoholic.
10-to-1: There will be another appearance by Artemis Clydefrog.
12-to-1: Stan’s parents are reunited when Sharon discovers she’s pregnant. 15-to-1: Stan becomes depressed, has conversation with the goth kids.
20-to-1: Stan’s parents reunion is caused by The Coon.
25-to-1: Stan moves away from South Park.
25-to-1: South Park will be completely destroyed.
40-to-1: Randy dates Cartman’s mom.
50-to-1: Ned makes another appearance.
50-to-1: South Park takes one last crack at getting an animated version of Mohammed on the show.
85-to-1: Sharon dates former flame, Roy.
150-to-1: Kyle and Cartman end the series as best friends.
250-to-1: Satan and Sadam Hussein somehow join forces again, destroy the world 250-t0-1: The final episode will show Randy and Sharon working our their problems on Oprah’s final show.
450-to-1: There will be another appearance by Mr. Hankey;
1000-to-1: Scuzzlebutt;
1000-to-1: Gorak.
PS. you can’t bet on this site, and we aren’t taking money and certainly not paying out on any odds…but this could be a fun office or friend pool to have. Everybody throw in a twenty, pick 10 props to bet on, and the person who made the most theoretical dollars wins the pot.
-General Disarray
Really anytime Randy plays an important role in the episode you can be sure its pure comedic genius. Can’t let that guy watch the Food Network at late hours, it really gets him going.
On top of that, the whole Shake Weight aspect of the episode is hilarious. Love how it makes you talk dirty to it and then spits out change for a cab. Classic.
-Sellz
“Margaritaville” Season 13, Episode 3
One of the most poignant episodes of recent years, and perhaps the most insightful episode dealing with a socio-economic event of all time, ‘Margaritaville’ won South Park its 4th Emmy Award.
This episode goes into the details of the economic collapse after Stan investigates just why his money that he just invested into a Mutual Fund disappeared. After then trying to return his dad’s Margaritaville drink maker to the store, then to the company that financed his payment plan, he goes to Wall Street to find the investors that combined his dad’s payment plan with others into one big ‘Margaritaville’ security.
Unfortunately the government told Stan that his ‘Margaritaville’ was worth 90 trillion dollars after consulting this chart:
Cheeseburgers in Paradise indeed.
-Gorak
It’s the solution to any argument or pointless message board discussion.
It’s a hilarious admission of guilt in not so hilarious situations.
It’s the catchphrase that never tires. It’s my favorite website.
It’s an urban dictionary entry.
It’s a phrase that captures the dulcet idiocracy of America.
I broke the dam.
-Shelly
